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We can make him look 10 years younger if we put color on his beard and mustache!!!

Are you digging for gold in his nose? Here, use my finger, it's longer.

Dr.Davis I saw a ten year old girl you wasn't as afraid to get her braces tightened as Dr.Brenke!

Wait you stuck him where?!

If only we did nose jobs, we could make some REAL improvements!

Hey is he practicing Sleep Dentistry?

Oh My Gosh, That is the biggest booger I have ever seen!

whats that in on his face its a green concocktion of some sort its something my eyes have never witnessed before,is it a bird?maybe a plane?no i got it!its a boogie!!how did get there?opps!i was triying to shake it off my finger and then i couldn't find it, i guess thats where it went!

Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, ……… Just Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, …..Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, Whoa,… Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, Whoa,…. Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, Whoa…whens our lunch break?

"It's alive!!!" "It, it is alive! This, this is a work of art. I mean he has gold in his nose!"

I TOLD YOU ( IN A DIANNA VOICE) YOU KNEW !

"Look at that fine speciman, what a perfect set of teeth he has."

You said he hasn't brushed his teeth in how many years.? well then go ahead and take care of him he's your patient ahaha.

what is all that green stuff in your teeth, are you doing what i think your doing!!?

Are you taking care of your teeth it looks disgusting in there!!!

Holy Crap Batman… looks like we've been decieved again!

Holy Crap….Looks like he ate a frog!

be careful dr.brenke bites!

oh! lo0ks like the invisalign is really working!

you know i make a bautiful art out of this

Not sure what that is, but all I know is that I haven't seen something like that before….

All I know is that I have never seen anything like that before…

Wow…look at that…and we really expect kids to listen to him?

If you spent more time brushing your teeth than lifting weights,we wouldn't be having this conversation now would we.You really need to take care of your teeth so we can get these braces off.

WOW!look at all the food in your new braces!

lets take out his teeth. he would look funnier with no teeth and be bald

I told you that would happen if you work on the children's teeth! You should have listened and come work with us over on this side!

" Now open your mooouuuuu…holy shumoly! What is that in that thing? Did an earthquake ocurre or some sort of disaster happen in there? And have you had your dog brushing your teeth blindfolded?

Whats happening to your teeth is like the case of Benjamin Button….you'll begin to loose all of your Adult teeth and Baby teeth will come in!

Now we know what he's been doing with all the candy he's been taking from his little patients. Bad Dr. Brenke!

Dr. Davis PLEASE watch your finger. Dr. Brenke has a thing for bitting fingers!!!:)

I bet he isn't a good enough dentist to pull out his own tooth!

Just because he is a "cool" kids dentist does not mean he gets to act like a KID when he is in OUR chair!

POW!
BANG!
BOOGER!!!
EEEEWWWWW!!!!

Maybe that'll teach him not to critique my work! My mouths are perfect. Lets go get lunch.

You put our cheek retractors WHERE!?

OK! For all the times I've seen you in this chair. I have NEVER noticed that THING growing right there. I'm an orthodontist not a plastic surgeon, so I can't remove that off there today. I can recommend someone but I'm afraid it's not going to help your looks!!!

See people of all ages can have that perfect smile…….even one's with no hair !!!!!!!!!!!

xooxoxox Dr Brenke ROCKS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Hey can you believe that kid got that in that far?" Geez! "You knowl we can probably go through his mouth and pull it out, we would be on familiar ground, even if it didnt work!"

Look!! The hair from his head is growing out of his nose!!!

We found what Dr. Brenke Has been looking for HAIR!!! To bad its his nose…

(whispering) Just strap him down if he moves, medicate him… medicate him… (yelling) JUST PUT HIM ON LAUGHING GAS MAN!!!!

Hey, we may not be able to remove that thing on your face but at least we get paid to straighten teeth!!!

Well besides the fact your addicted to caramel corn, bubblegum and chocolate and that you need to get ten of your teeth pulled with braces I think you'll be just fine…

Davis don't poke there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wait a minute, this isn't laughing gas, oops…

What the??????????

Now, what kind of filling should we do in that tooth?
We should give him a funny filling.

Aren't you a little old to be biting fingers Dr. Brenke!?!

Five-minute timeout!

I'm telling ya, I heard them right there…. the Whos in Whoville are living in that filling, and I heard them singing!!!

"ouch you bit me you need to control your teeth mister"
you rock dr. brenke

Is he practicing his snoring for his next appointment

For the love of god quit your snoring already!!!

When he opens his eyes do you think he'll notice the hole in his tongue or the nice brace job first!

Wow!!! I knew you were an excellent orthodontist, but I didn't know what an awesome booger picker you were!!!

I'm not gonna touch it, you touch it… double dog dare you!

Your teeth are straight! Doin good!

"don't worry", relax, we r just going to give u a big shot and strap u up. No numbing. just stay calm…PLEASE!!!!!!!

Hey Doc, (mobster style) We told yuz that if u didn't pay yuz rent…… SAY HELLO TO OUR LIL FRIEND…. za nitrous!!!! hahaha

I'm tired of wasting my precious time with this guy ! He hasn't followed a single instruction of mine since he's been coming here!

Don't !!!!!!!!!

We were in the office that day ! We heard the whole conversation between Doctors…They said Look how great he's doing after having jaw surgery! Dr. Day did such a great job! Then Dr.Brenke tried to bite then…

"Uh…. why are we pointing at him again?

Hey wait watch it, WATCH IT!! oops.

Womack: Hey, Mister stop sneaking in here during business hours and taking a power nap.
Davis: Ya, and stay away for our goodies too!
Womach: We'll show you who's boss around here if we catch you again.

Dr.Womack says to Dr.Davis….. "now this is what I call a NON-Compliant patient".

Dr. Davis tells Dr.Brenke…. "please do what Dr. Womack is asking of you and just open your mouth". I will also see what I can do about getting you a goodie bag with your favorite Sponge Bob toothbrush and your favorite bubble gum flavored toothpaste….oh of course I won't forget the cute little Tooth filled with Floss.

Now will you open your mouth for Dr. Womack so he can examine your teeth? Your Mother is patiently waiting in the Lobby to walk you back next door to your office, as you have patients waiting on you? Geez some dentist??????

Dr. Brenke is in trouble again!!! Dr.Wo said sit down & hold still !!! Dr. Davis said open so we can examine you….

He has been flossing with his hair again!!

I think he has grown 2 more hairs since the last time we saw him…. wait! Nevermind they are only peach fuzz.

Wow! How did he get that coffee bean stuck up there?!?

"Dr. Davis you can take this one. It's a jungle in there! I don't think he got a nose hair trimmer for Christmas like us!"